..AND THEN THE UPS AND DOWNS OF EASTENDERS

Haven't seen Eastenders in decades but watched this one.   One murder, three confessions, one attempted infidelity, several slaps, one cake in face, three comebacks, one attempted arson, one childbirth in the toilet, lots of long lingering stares, a day in the life of Eastenders. Lots of blonds who all look and sound like each other (no wonder Danny Dyer got mixed up).    Makes anyones life dull in comparison.  Or perhaps not.   Average day on Richmond Green really.  And the ten year old did it with the mercano set in the sitting room.   They should get the writers of Eastenders to write a 50 Shades of Grey.  It would be hilarious.